pacific northwest
We’re members of the Greatest Generation (I’m stepping on the toes of some veterans here, but they’re mostly dead anyway): we came of age before the rise of the Web, but got to it young enough to adapt. We now serve as an essential bridge between our parents’ generation, which has no understanding of the Internet, and the up-and-coming youth, who are so retarded by memes that they’re practically incoherent. One day, we’ll all have high-paying jobs as translators, explaining to the elderly what their young doctor means by “guy is p sick, idk wtf is wrong w/him, recommend can has 2 aspirin and chillax, kthxbai.”
